fui, flying under the influence...

i was lucky enough to work a flight that required six police men and a K9 dog to come escort a drunk passenger off the plane. granted the passenger probably would have gotten off without all the hype, but someone thought that it would be safer if security was involved. normally i would have left the guy alone and let him pass out, but the other flight attendant reminded me that they wouldn't be able to understand directions in an emergency...like anyone listens to us anyway! the drunk guy was also nice enough to use the lavatory before he left...and we all know how great an aim drunk people have. needless to say we had to get a 'clean up' crew to take care of things before we could take off. ahhh, just another day in the life of a flight attendant.